I found all sorts of Disney Cast Member memes, and they’re hilarious in their accuracy.
For example… this one.
(90% of the time, when asked a question other than ‘where is the bathroom?’ the answer will be an inventive story. For example at the Food and Wine Festival, if we were low on food or out of something, it was because Stitch was visiting the park and ate all of food out of the kitchen. Don’t worry, though, the Snow White’s working on a batch of Apple Streusel as we speak, and she’ll be right out with it for you.)